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2000 Mules
The truth hurts. It takes 2000 mules to elect one jackass, and everyone knows that mules do all the work.
9 Stripes and Rattlesnake
Show your patriotism with a new design based on the original 9 stripes 'Sons of Liberty' Flag, also known as the 'Rebellious Stripes'. Includes 13 white stars surrounding a rattlesnake on a circular blue background.
NGFR
Never go full retard. Don't hold back, unless you're going all the way, in which case, hold back just a little.